SONG: Clams Have Feelings Too (actually they don't) Album: Pump up the Valuum (2000) This song rules and has a good message. NOFX Rawks. this is probly their best Album yet, other that "Punk in Drublic"(1994)--Check it out. Sorry about the confusion on the bridge and chorus. listen to the song for timing. !!!INTRO!!! G--------------------------------------------------------------------> D--------------------------------------------------------------------> A----0000000-6666666-5555555-44--00--0000000-6666666-5555555-44-7979-> E--------------------------------------------------------------------> >--------------------------------------------------------------------> >--------------------------------------------------------------------> >---00000000-6666666-5555555-7777777-0000000-6666666-5555555-44-7979-> >--------------------------------------------------------------------> >-------------------------------| >-------------------------------| >---0000000-6666666-5555555-4---| >-------------------------------| !!!VERSE!!! (X2) "Birds are Dumb..." G--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D--------------------------------------------------------4444444-----------| A-0000000-0000000-4444444-555----------0000000000--444444-------555555555--| E----------------------------555--00000------------------------------------| !!!CHORUS!!! (X2) "No Chowder for you..." G---------------------------------------------| D-------------------77777--55555--------------| A-----------5555555--------------5555555555---| E---2222222-----------------------------------| !!!VERSE #2!!! "They have no..." G--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D--------------------------------------------------------------------------| A-------------------666666--777---999999---------666666--------------------| E---777777--7777777------------777------77777777-----44444--0000000---12\--| !!!GUITAR SOLO!!! G--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D------------------99999--77777777-----------------------------------------| A----------777777-----------------77777777----------6666666----------------| E---444444--------------------------------777777777----------444444--0-----| !!!BRIDGE + CHORUS!!! "I don't believe..." ~~~(*=play 12X) (#=play 6X) ("=play 3X)~~~ G-----------------||--------------------------------------------------| D-----------6-----||-----------#---#-----------#---#-------#---#---#--| A-------6-------7-||---*------6---7---"-"--#--6---7----#--9---6---7---| E---7-------------||--7---------------7-6-4-----------7---------------| !!!OUTRO!!! G-----------------------------------| D-----------------------------------| A-----------88----------------------| E-7-!PAUSE!-----!PAUSE!--0---7757\--| ~~~~LYRICS~~~~~ Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don't see you eat a talking bird Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo But so do kids and elderly I don't see you chop off an old man's feet Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too Actually they don't have central nervousness No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile Come to think about it, they don't have a face They have no face, no place for ears There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears No spinal cord, they must get bored Might as well just put them out of misery I don't beleive it's selfish To eat defenceless shellfish No chowder for you, clams have feelings too It could happen to you, clams have feelings too I don't think they do, clams have feelings too ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thanks for checking out my tab (!!!RATE 10!!!). Keep on rocking NOFX. if you have any suggestions, corrections or complaints, you can just... KISS MY ASS!! - Corbs